Gchat Snippet of the Day

 AK:  hmmm maybe you can get really ugly

 me:  psh! please. have you seen me?

 AK:  hahaha

help! it's an emergency!  i'm hot and there's no one around to see!

 me:  it's like a really good parallel parking job that no one is there for.

 AK:  or wanting to deliver a donkey punch when you have no schlong to do it

 me:  strap. on.

 AK:  check. mate.

See Also (there appears to be an accidental theme today):

M:  How did this come up again!?!?!

 me:  i have a problem with this.

also, that's what she said.

 M:  Ha, OK... I'll give you that one

 me:  it was a good one.

 M:  It was in the middle of the pack

 me:  was that a vagina joke?

M: no it was not

me: it shoulda been

J:  it doesn't taste great

but it doesn't taste awful

me:  that's what she said

--------- Just call me Micheal Scott. I'm just not tired of that joke yet...get over it. ----------