I used to get made fun of for my nose. Yes, it's a little large, but I grew into it. I have embraced it. I have been asked if I'm European (...well..aren't we all?). Along with my hair it has worked to distinguish me and make me memorable. And what's more important than anything in being attractive is confidence...which I haven't lacked since the 9th grade.
But, I find myself a mouth breather now (when I'm exercising). And I would like to have the bump taken off my nose that appeared after the second time in my childhood that my face came in (violent) contact with a rock. I don't want to end up like my mother who I remember always saying she wanted to get her nose done. So last week, despite my semi-dire financial situation, I went to an ENT. A nice Jewish doctor that I waited 100 damn minutes for him to look up my nose say "yup, that's bad, very deviated septum and you have [insert long complicated name here than means the tissue on your nostrils is larger than normal further constricting the airway] and were you also thinking cosmetic"? Yes. "Yes, well then here is another Jewish doctor that can do both". $100 later I call the new doctor. Another $100 dollars for the new Doc to look at my nose and tell me to make another $100 appointment with him in his other office.
Well Christ on a cracker!! In three weeks I'll have spent $300 (or more, haven't gotten the bills yet and the new HSA insurance is iffy) on nothing! Seriously, nothing more than lights shining up my schnoz will have been done. But at least this next one is the time they take pictures of my face and show me what my nose could be. The thing is, I really am more interested in breathing right, ever since Doc 1 spread me open with his little nostril forceps and showed me what could be...what should be.
I can't wait. Oh sweet, sweet air through my filter-ous nostrils. I hope I can afford it.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
My Stimulus Plan Idea
Watching the presidential speech to Congress last night, I thought of a letter to write to Congress regarding student loan debt.
While he's helping everyone else out, including current students and parents of students, he's screwing over students and parents of recent grads who have ridiculous debt (schools didn't all the sudden get expensive overnight). Students could be 5 to 10 years out of college.
So here’s how to help:
1. Decrease interest rates on all federal student loans to 3% (to all graduates, or recent grads (5 -10 years). (Or there could be an income stipulation on that decrease.) This rate would be a fixed rate whether current loans are fixed or not. This could be an indefinite change, or temporary, but at least 5-10 years (my loans won’t be paid off for 25 years).
2. Offer loan consolidation to recent grads that do not have a job. (Since the Fed made a change last year, all private companies refuse to consolidate student loans because they were no longer profitable. Now the only way to consolidate is through the government and that requires you to have a job.)
3. Pay for interest accrued on student loans for those on unemployment. (This would work nicely in conjunction with #1). It could apply to those only in forbearance, those paying back loans while on unemployment or both.
Why this helps?
1. Defaulting on student loans will prove to be a huge hurdle when trying to revive the economy; these people will not be able to get loans for those big ticket items that help the economy rebound the most (house, car, etc.).
2. Decreasing student loan payments will help stimulate the economy, as the such a large portion of the country is a recent college grad (and more than likely struggles with large students loans). Moreover, these are the people that have the most power to stimulate the economy because they don't worry about kids, or savings or retirement (for the most part).
The 22-35 age bracket is so important to revitalizing the economy, particularly those with higher education, and that 700 billion dollar bill all but ignored us.
And as a friend mentioned Obama made mention of how important it is to further education, but how many people say "I'm not going to college because it's too expensive". Showing just how much you are willing to help graduates is a huge incentive. And a $2,500 tax break really isn't that fantastic when all's said and done, especially to a student and particularly because that break is only for parents, at its 10% at best.
It's not like I'm suggesting they forgive all debt, or any debt, but a decrease in interest. I mean, hello! How easy is that? These variable interests they have now on student loans are new as of last year, so by decreasing the interest rate on those now, it only helps those still in college...which has NOTHING to do with helping the economy. Basically, what the bill is saying is "Go to school, look we help. But you? You already paid for it, so fuck off and pay up”.
My friend’s suggestion? Send [the letter] direct to Mr. Obama himself. One letter a day (just like in Shawshank Redemption).
While he's helping everyone else out, including current students and parents of students, he's screwing over students and parents of recent grads who have ridiculous debt (schools didn't all the sudden get expensive overnight). Students could be 5 to 10 years out of college.
So here’s how to help:
1. Decrease interest rates on all federal student loans to 3% (to all graduates, or recent grads (5 -10 years). (Or there could be an income stipulation on that decrease.) This rate would be a fixed rate whether current loans are fixed or not. This could be an indefinite change, or temporary, but at least 5-10 years (my loans won’t be paid off for 25 years).
2. Offer loan consolidation to recent grads that do not have a job. (Since the Fed made a change last year, all private companies refuse to consolidate student loans because they were no longer profitable. Now the only way to consolidate is through the government and that requires you to have a job.)
3. Pay for interest accrued on student loans for those on unemployment. (This would work nicely in conjunction with #1). It could apply to those only in forbearance, those paying back loans while on unemployment or both.
Why this helps?
1. Defaulting on student loans will prove to be a huge hurdle when trying to revive the economy; these people will not be able to get loans for those big ticket items that help the economy rebound the most (house, car, etc.).
2. Decreasing student loan payments will help stimulate the economy, as the such a large portion of the country is a recent college grad (and more than likely struggles with large students loans). Moreover, these are the people that have the most power to stimulate the economy because they don't worry about kids, or savings or retirement (for the most part).
The 22-35 age bracket is so important to revitalizing the economy, particularly those with higher education, and that 700 billion dollar bill all but ignored us.
And as a friend mentioned Obama made mention of how important it is to further education, but how many people say "I'm not going to college because it's too expensive". Showing just how much you are willing to help graduates is a huge incentive. And a $2,500 tax break really isn't that fantastic when all's said and done, especially to a student and particularly because that break is only for parents, at its 10% at best.
It's not like I'm suggesting they forgive all debt, or any debt, but a decrease in interest. I mean, hello! How easy is that? These variable interests they have now on student loans are new as of last year, so by decreasing the interest rate on those now, it only helps those still in college...which has NOTHING to do with helping the economy. Basically, what the bill is saying is "Go to school, look we help. But you? You already paid for it, so fuck off and pay up”.
My friend’s suggestion? Send [the letter] direct to Mr. Obama himself. One letter a day (just like in Shawshank Redemption).
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